The United States of New Great Colombia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Danny with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 4.721 billion Lupins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogotá. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lupin economy, worth 709 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,294 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Great Colombia's national animal is the Fenrir, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astolfism.

New Great Colombia is ranked 128,238^th in the world and 595^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 872.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.